May I present the Snazzy Napper! Yes, dubbed the next Snuggie. Well, more like a cross between a burka and a Snuggie, this next great nap wear is available for the low cost of $14.99 for the snazzy original or $24.99 for the extra large snazzy. You'd have to pay me more than that to look like an asshole in public. As if the Snuggie wasn't bad enough, what's so great about wearing an over-sized bath robe backwards anyways? Now manufacturers have taken it a few leaps further.
But wait, that's not all. Luckily the Snazzy Napper comes equipped with this fantastic oval-shaped nose opening! No way! You mean that you can wear this thing and NOT worry about suffocation! That's a shame. Could you imagine sitting down in the waiting room at your doctor's office only to see someone pull this shit out, strap it on and try to take a nap? Really? Every other person in the room would have their cell phone cameras out and snapping as the clueless Snazzy Napper sleeps away, blind to the world while being instantly streamed onto the web. I can picture it now. The next great viral star to hit youtube.
With this in mind, I will now be carrying a few eggs on me at all times so that just in case I happen to come across a Snazzy Napper napping I'm gonna take advantage of that shit and egg that bastard! They'll never know what hit them.
Hit the link for the full commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MthSUD8cMqk
No comments:
Post a Comment