Thursday, August 26, 2010

Snazzy Napper - Not So Snazzy

May I present the Snazzy Napper! Yes, dubbed the next Snuggie. Well, more like a cross between a burka and a Snuggie, this next great nap wear is available for the low cost of $14.99 for the snazzy original or $24.99 for the extra large snazzy. You'd have to pay me more than that to look like an asshole in public. As if the Snuggie wasn't bad enough, what's so great about wearing an over-sized bath robe backwards anyways? Now manufacturers have taken it a few leaps further. 

Advertised as the perfect way to catch some Z's in public. What the hell happened to the good ol' just shut your god damned eyes?! No, The Snazzy Napper is the perfect way to catch a nap in waiting rooms, cars, and yes...even on airplanes. Ok, in this day and age you'd be lucky not to get your head blown off by an undercover armored guard mistaking you for Bin Laden's honey or some shit. Let alone making everyone else in the cabin seriously consider tackling you before you blow up the plane. But don't worry the Snazzy Napper is equipped with padded eye cushion to block out light so you won't have a clue of what's going on anyway. Some one could walk right up, knife you and you'd be dead before you could get the thing off of you. 

But wait, that's not all. Luckily the Snazzy Napper comes equipped with this fantastic oval-shaped nose opening! No way! You mean that you can wear this thing and NOT worry about suffocation! That's a shame. Could you imagine sitting down in the waiting room at your doctor's office only to see someone pull this shit out, strap it on and try to take a nap? Really? Every other person in the room would have their cell phone cameras out and snapping as the clueless Snazzy Napper sleeps away, blind to the world while being instantly streamed onto the web. I can picture it now. The next great viral star to hit youtube.

With this in mind, I will now be carrying a few eggs on me at all times so that just in case I happen to come across a Snazzy Napper napping I'm gonna take advantage of that shit and egg that bastard! They'll never know what hit them. 

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